The home of the Iron Female Federation since 1894
a typically vulvanian product
In Vulvania we know how to control our non-women, it’s in our blood. We’ve heard that there are countries where non-women are equal or even dominant over women. And that’s why we’ve decided to share our knowledge with the rest of the world.
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Prices start at 20 Klems (15$) for the softcover and the hardcover costs 60 Klems (45$). These prices are for foreigners, women in Vulvania will pay half price.
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If foreign governments are willing to implement this book in their educational system, they will be invited to bargain over a lower price.
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PROMOTION
The book “Controlling non-women for dummies” is written by our supreme leader Melenia Nomaninski. It’s full of much-needed information, tips and tricks about how to control YOUR non-women. And it is the latest addition in the world’s best-selling series of for dummies. The book is already included in Vulvania’s educational system, and has sold more than 7 million copies in Vulvania.
The book comes with a free bookmark and a signed photograph of our supreme leader. If you’re not satisfied with the book you can bring it back within a year after purchase to our capital Ironia. If you buy the hard-covered book you have the option of returning your non-woman as well, given that you’ve filled in the right forms.
Then there are people from outside of Vulvania, who want to become a citizen of our country. In that case, the IFF will provide a free copy of the book.
Promoting “Controlling non-women for dummies” in Vulvania isn’t necessary because this book is already the best-selling book in Vulvania, it is considered to be our Bible. Promoting the book abroad will need a different approach. We will attend all female dominated congresses in the entire UBN, and we will use an intensive promotion campaign one country at a time. This will take us a huge amount of time and money, but we are dedicated to spreading our ideology.
You can buy this marvellous piece of excellent writing online at www.amazone.vu This is the biggest and only web shop in Vulvania, controlled by the IFF obviously.
“Money, money, money, must be funny, in a rich woman’s world”
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Melenia Nomaninski quoting the woman of ABBA
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Erika Nomaninski
1850-1928
First of her name and queen of the Andals
Mother of our supreme leader Melenia Nomaninski
"My late husband was as usefull as tits on a bull, so i decided to get rat arsed and start a country where all those wankers can piss off.
Now piss off yourself and let me get shitfaced"
a brief HISTORY
You know we are always right
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Our GOVERNMENT
Minister of Creativity
Olievia
Matthilda
Mennon
Minister of Technology
Minister of Everything
Melania nomaninski
Supreme leader
'The most cold-hearted of them all'
Our perception of a perfect world is a place where non-women are only a means to an end.
our vision
OUR dna
In Vulvania there are 75% women and 25% non-women. 60% is older than 50 because of the one-child-policy. This policy makes sure that there are more women than non-women in our country. However it’s possible that a couple have a non-woman as a firstborn, and then they’re allowed to consummate their marriage once again.
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Key characteristics of the women in Vulvania are that they are materialistic and self-centred. The family name is their most important asset. The rights of the men are constantly violated because Melenia and her women-centred politics don’t care about getting them at the same level. The only reason that non-women exist in Vulvania is because of their ability to produce seed. Women see non-women as their property, a way to show their wealth. That’s why most non-women are dressed up in nice and expensive clothing. Women in Vulvania are married to one single non-woman, but they have plenty lovers on the side. Maybe the subarctic climate has something to do with their cold-hearted way of life.
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Non-women tend to be naïve and gullible towards the government, because all the laws and bills are made and executed by women. Therefore the non-women are supressed in Vulvania.
By controlling all the media sources they try to keep their inhabitants dumb. Despite these efforts, there are small groups of non-women fighting for equal rights for men. Unfortunately the government is very eager to put out the flame in their rebellious hearts, as they love to believe.
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Gender: Female
Age:26
Country/region: Alexandrium
Status: Married
Family data: 1 husband, 1 son
Educational level: None
Official Profession: Fisherwoman
Illegal Profession: Prostitute and distiller
Social class: 9
GENERAL information
Goals
needs
likes
dislikes
lifestyle characteristics
personality characteristics
Internally rebellious, externally submissive
Secretly brews illegal liquor in the woods and sells it to her small network of women
Being strong, independent, shopping with her friends, drinks for fun and taste
Being suppressed, not having the right to speak, not having the option of doing the things she wants, getting drunk to forget her horrible life
Raising a child, doing a job she prefers, finishing a study
Affection, love, appreciated for her efforts, independent of men, valued for what she does, warmth of a family around her
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